Archive for October, 2008

Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Do they know their ABC?

I knew something like this would happen. I was never in favour of Lowewood accepting boys. Taking boys into a girls’ boarding school is like keeping matches in a firework factory. One day there’ll be a dreadful bang and a worse mess to clean up. Thankfully and purely by chance disaster was narrowly averted this time.

It was last evening, I’d finished chatting to Dr Higgins in his apartment and was just about to drop by Juliet Aston-Beresford’s room to remind her about the school open day when my attention was caught by what sounded like a girlish squeal. Now the sound of girlish squeals is not uncommon in Lowewood: be they squeals of delight or squeals of anguish, I’ve heard plenty in my time. But not, generally speaking, from the direction of the sixth form boys corridor. And at 10 o’clock at night, it didn’t take Inspector Morse to be suspicious. I stopped dead in my tracks and listened. Yes, there it was again, definitely a girlish squeal, followed by laughter – two boys laughing. I tracked the sound, identified the room, and with mounting anger at the flagrant disregard for school rules I prepared to pounce. Drawing myself up, I turned the handle and burst into the room.

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If You Go Down To The Woods Tonight…

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

The lower sixth gathered round the bonfire...

One big bag of apples
Three of doughnuts
Ditto marshmallows
One ridiculously unsubtle tray laden with vodka jellies (three flavours!)
Two buckets, to be filled en route
Assorted bottles and cans of drinks (some not even containing alcohol)
Four torches
One enormous tin of Cassie’s secret recipe ghost cookies (minus the half-dozen or so we’ve scoffed already)
String
Skewers
Matches
Ipod and speakers
Three pumpkins, carved lovingly by Joe, Charlie and Simon
One Halloween outfit, comprising hot black clingy dress which just clears my arse, stockings and suspenders, glow-in-the-dark devil horns (note to self: do not switch on till destination reached), wellies (cool ones though, with hearts on!) and my thickest dressing gown. Eclectic…

Fuck: how the hell was I gonna carry all this?!

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The Truth Will Out

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

“What are you doing Susannah?” I asked sharply.

I had taken her by surprise. She wasn’t expecting me back and there was a guilty look on her face as she turned towards me. At first I thought she was taking something from my desk but then I saw the note in her hand.

“I… I was just…” she struggled to come up with an excuse.

“Is that for me?” I asked pointing at the note.

“Yes… I mean no” she said hurriedly and whipped her hand behind her back.

That was a very silly thing to do, for it just made me more curious to know what the secret was. 

“Give it here” I ordered.

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