Home Sweet Home?
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
My jaw is aching, I’m surrounded by an aura of bleach and I’m slowly losing the will to live…ah yes, I must be home.
God, I miss school (yes really - that’s how bad it is). I’d even welcome another blistering from Richard bastard Farthingdale if it meant escaping from this sterile hellhole. Actually, on second thoughts, maybe not. I’d never thought that four minutes was a particularly long time until I’d spent that exact amount of time getting every inch of my bottom slapped hard until it burned and stung.
In that situation, four minutes can really drag.
It’s so typical that I go the whole year without once having the misfortune to set foot in his study and then on the last fucking day, he runs into my suitcase and blames me. For some reasons, lots of the fifth form girls, like Pippa Beaumont, really wanted to get called into his study! Errrr….why?

