Matron
Sunday, January 18th, 2009
After dark and all on my lonesome.
What’s a girl to do?
Well with no Ursula, no boyfriend and no shame, there was clearly only one option: it was time to have some more fun with my favourite Christmas present.
I hadn’t had the opportunity since I got back to school, what with one thing and another. Lack of privacy has been the main issue, especially with Ursula’s insistence that she was ‘giving up Monty’ as one of her New Year’s Resolutions. Thankfully, that didn’t last and she is now back in his sickening embrace (heave).
I’ve also been spending a lot of time over in Sandwich with Jen and (occasionally) Rosie, and this isn’t exactly conducive to losing oneself in an onanistic frenzy. Whilst we’re pretty close again these days, I think ‘entertaining myself’ in front of them with my new toy might be pushing things a bit.



