Wherefore Art Thou, Juliet?
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
I can’t say I noticed that she wasn’t at breakfast. But then, when you’re table-monitoring for the Dashwood second years, you can’t afford to take your eye off the ball for a moment! Boy are they unruly! Was I really ever that unruly when I was a second year?
On second thoughts, don’t answer that!
What was I saying? Oh yeah: Juliet. So it didn’t really hit us that something was up until she didn’t appear for first period. I mean, prefects often have other tasks to perform, teachers to see, pupils to discipline, and that must be even more the case for the Head Girl. But even though going to classes after the exams were finished has to be one of the most pointless exercises ever, Juliet equally had to be the least likely girl in the school to bunk off one! Yet when Mr Croft asked us where she was, none of us could actually be sure. He made a note, and the lesson carried on without her.
When she didn’t appear for history either, Lydia’s nose for a story started twitching.
“Do you think she could’ve been sleepwalking again?” she hissed to me when old Necrophia was writing on the board. “Maybe there’s been an accident? Maybe she went in the lake again? Maybe…”
“Seymour, you may be 18 and you may have sat your history papers already, but nonetheless, if you talk in my class, I will tawse you. I would have thought you were clear about this by now.” Dr Necrophia glared at her in customary ill-humour.
“Er, yes sir, sorry sir,” she replied.
“Final warning,” he snapped dismissively, and effectively ended the conversation. It had got me thinking though. *Had* something happened?



